I put the semen in spaghetti
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THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.
WAIT WHAT
MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND
I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR
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Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
do you know how much I hate blogs who advertise on my posts
do you
do you
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